What I have learned my first year in Nicaragua

They say your first year in Nicaragua is like a college education (and will cost you almost as much) and lately I have been looking back at all the things I have learned in the last year and decided to make a list:

Manana does not mean tomorrow, it just means not today.

Hot water is not necessary. (although some mornings it would be nice)

If the price is listed in dollars you are probably going to pay too much for it.

If you have to go to the bank on Friday go to the bathroom first, that is at least 1 hour of your life you will never get back. 

There are some types of cheese I don’t like.

Rosetta Stone may teach you Spanish, it will not teach you Nicaraguan.

My legs are irresistible…….to mosquitos.

Do not assume you will have electricity all day long

Roads are not just for cars & trucks, expect to see ox carts, horses, pigs, dogs, pedicabs, motos (3 wheeled vehicles that only go about 35 miles per hour) and people just sitting (or laying) in the road.

Rice & beans get old very quick.

Every sunset is worth watching.

Getting “dressed up” can still include flip flops.

A bus is never full, if there is no more room inside it is OK to ride on the back bumper, the ladder or even the top of the bus.

4 people will fit on a motorcycle although usually 2 of them are children.
The plastic bag is the national flower of Nicaragua (you see them “growing” all along the side of the road)

You don’t need a lawnmower, grass is cut using a machete.

Relaxing in the hammock is a worthwhile pastime.